How to spot the real Angelina in all this mess? I mite not be right, but since the real one disappeared since long, its the life story of her imposter/s.
Brangelina Exposed, The Book
"For almost five years now we have been riding the waves of the tumultuous storm otherwise known as Brangelina. First were the rumors, then came the film, and shortly after was the dissolve of Jennifer Anniston's joy and the rise and reign of the most powerful A-List couple on the planet.
Although the couple started off in seriously bad taste and timing, it seemed for a while that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were making a fabulous life together. Loads of kids, successful films, charity work--all things that come hand in hand with a happy union...
Not so fast. According to Ian Halperin, the journalist who penned Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, there is serious trouble in paradise. Come December when his tell-all book Brangelina Exposed hits the shelves, Halperin's going to be making a pretty penny dissecting the convoluted plots behind Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
In the exposé, Halperin reveals the "real" story behind Brad and Jen's split, details Angie's "dark past," which delves into her troubled relationship with her famous Dad, Jon Voight, her "suicidal impulses, her heroin use" and her her "sexual exploits." Oh my! He also names the person, who he claims, "orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador."
My favorite bit about the press release is the juicy blame it lays on Angelina: "Jolie's personal lifestyle choices are not only affecting her growing family... but causing serious and potentially irreparable tensions with Pitt." Them's fightin' words. Halperin had better watch his back; this is one Tomb Raider I wouldn't want to piss off. "
"As a CIA officer, Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) swore an oath to duty, honor and country. Her loyalty will be tested when a defector accuses her of being a Russian spy. Salt goes on the run, using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative to elude capture. Salt's efforts to prove her innocence only serve to cast doubt on her motives, as the hunt to uncover the truth behind her identity continues and the question remains: "Who is Salt?"
"Hidden illuminati imagery" in Hackers, 1995 (perhaps the last film with the real Angelina Jolie). The blond actor here is Angelina-in-real life's soon-to-be husband the 20 year old British actor Jonny Miller (now seemingly disappeared and dropped off the media map):
1. The subliminal "dollar bill" eye and pyamid superimposed on a strange face has a face that looks like a warped version of ANgelina's Jolie's in her first close-up shot early in Hackers. At this time, the jonny miller character has a series of rapid flashes of sensual/kissing famous paintings and movie scene images. After Angelina's character traps him in a rainstorm on the roof, he stalks by her with a rapid image flashing of murder and women screaming film images.
2. This motif of a character's mind's eye having a rapid, unexpected flashback image series of iconic artwork/movie/TV old scenes was first used in the 1990 TV sex-saturated comedy series Dream On, the falshback icon montage hailed as a creative innovation, and Dream On was created and produced by the same production team that went on to create and produce Friends, the NBC series using CIAlebirty imposters for Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.
Last Edit: Nov 29, 2009 19:34:08 GMT -5 by beatlies
Post by lindsayjudy on Nov 30, 2009 21:10:43 GMT -5
I'd say late 1999 or early 2000 was when Angelina's shift began. She may have been replaced several times or just re-programmed. The shift seems pretty complete by 2003.
In 1999, she's talking about how her being openly bisexual causes people who have come out of the closet to open up, which clearly makes her proud.
By 2003, she's talking about being soft, nurturing, playful, funny and a mother.
I once saw Jon Voight in one of Brittany Spears' shows (does anyone remember the name?). He played the Papa reading a "little girl Brittany" a bedtime story (which is used for real-life programming BTW). So my guess is that Jon Voight is an MKUltra programmer and it just wasn't going to do for his daughter to be an outspoken bisexual actress with a dark side.
"Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy." Tina Fey on Lisa Ann, the porn actress who has portrayed both Sarah Palin and herself.
"In White Folks News: Brad and Angelina Headed Towards a Break-Up Because She’s a Psycho
According to a new tell all, Brad and Angelina are headed towards a break-up because Angelina is psychotic. Flip the hood for the details.
Ian Halperin’s new book Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie talks in-depth about the relationship issues and mishaps of one of hollywood’s favorite couples.
On Brad and Angelina’s relationship headed to splitsville:
They argue about everything from politics to how to raise the kids and Brad’s weed smoking habit. Everyone knows they’re miserable. Brad’s family wants them to break up, even their drivers have seen their knockdown-dragout fights. A publicist gave them 18 months. And those fights!
On Angelina being crazy:
Their fights are intense because Angelina’s kinda crazy. They scream when they fight, and it’s often her doing the screaming. Also, she’s been reported as being very, very controlling of Pitt, and won’t let him out of the house.
On their sex life:
They used to stay in bed for up to 20 hours a day, f***ing. Most people who stay in bed for 20 hours a day are either dead, morbidly obese, or getting high and eating cookies.