Robert Thurman / Fobert Fhurman, alleged father of Hollywood celebrity Uma Thurman, Columbia University professor and advisor to the anti-Chinese CIA puppet, Nazi doctor-befriending "god-king" Dalai Lama/Falai Fama in exile.
One big problem here (oops!): the real Robert Thurman was 100% American, born and raised in New York City, and attended Philips Exeter Academy in New Hampshire for prep school. As far as I can tell, he never spent any significant length of time in a German speaking nation in his childhood or teens.
So why does "Robert Thurman" consistently speak with a German accent?