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Mia Farrow gets her revenge on Woody Allen
By Andrea Peyser
October 3, 2013 | 4:13am
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Mia Farrow and Woody Allen's marriage crumbled two decades ago due to his affair with Farrow's adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn.
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Mia Farrow will not be ignored.
The doe-eyed actress has long hidden her chronic nuttiness behind the facade of a Hollywood-issue Mother Teresa, adopting and raising a huge brood of needy orphans from around the world.
But now, romantics and child lovers, that life is over. It’s time for Mia’s Revenge.
More than 20 years ago, Farrow learned that Woody Allen, her partner who hinted at trouble by casting Mia in humiliating movie roles (a cuckolded narcissist in “Hannah and Her Sisters’’?) — a guy she never lived with, and only rarely loved — was conducting a torrid affair with her adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn.
It’s gross.
But two decades after discovering Woody’s illicit fixation on her kid who was like his own daughter, Mia has gone off the rails. She’s exhumed a conveniently dead superstar to whom she was once married — and announced that he, not Woody, just might be the father of her biological son, Ronan Farrow.
It’s Frank Sinatra!
Problem is, Ol’ Blue Eyes not only can’t speak up for himself, he would have been a geriatric 71 at the time Mia’s son, and Frank’s alleged heir, entered the world screaming.
Now, Woody is a celebrated New York perv who shouldn’t be allowed to look at Mia’s daughters, let alone get close to them. Or marry one.
But more than two decades after Mia found naked pictures of her girl hidden in her man’s stuff, why change the sire of your kid’s dad?
Woody and Soon-Yi seem happily married, with adopted kids of their own. After spending time in social exile, the cracked pair is busy making the scene, showing up at A-list events like Alec Baldwin’s wedding. And proving, along with their new bestie, that even the most hurtful behavior aimed at your own family can be forgiven, with fame and time.
But Mia continues to harbor a fatal attraction against Woody.
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Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow married in 1966.
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Mia laid the Sinatra bombshell on Vanity Fair magazine, suggesting that Ronan, whom from birth she called her sole biological child with Woody, just might be the son of Sinatra, who married Mia when she was a pup of 19, then threw her over in 1968
when she refused to quit acting.
Compared to Woody, this was a loving mate.
This is a guy with whom Mia says she had an ongoing affair, cheating on Woody (ha!) throughout their 1980-to-1992 relationship.
What a crock.
Were Ronan possibly Frank’s kid, he would be DNA-tested faster than you can say, “I love you/I hate you!’’ Give it up, Mia. Woody is yesterday’s trash.
Mia’s warped view of reality became apparent during a bruising 1993 trial in Manhattan in which she and Woody fought over custody of their three children together: adopted son Moses and adopted daughter Dylan, plus Ronan.
Mia, who played it prim in plaid skirt on the witness stand, had a frighteningly surly side. One exhibit shown briefly in court was a picture of the Farrow children that Mia sent to Woody — with stakes driven through their hearts. Scary. But understandable.
We learned that Mia continued filming “Husbands and Wives,’’ directed by Woody, even after finding those suggestive snaps of her daughter. I guess doing a role in an Allen movie trumps even the basest treachery of a lover.
Soon-Yi claimed at the time that Mia treated her adopted kids like indentured servants, and her biological ones like humans.
Mia alleged that Allen inappropriately touched their adopted daughter, Dylan. Did he? Or didn’t he? Dylan says yes. But prosecutors near Mia’s Connecticut home never charged him with a crime.
One thing is certain: Dylan and Ronan hate Woody to the core of their beings.
I’m no family therapist. But I don’t think at this late date that Mia should be dragging her children into her epic, 20-year, earth-scorching revenge fantasy, along with the rest of us.
Ronan’s blue eyes may resemble Sinatra’s. But he also looks like a clone of Mia.
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Ronan Farrow
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